Tickle your funny bone this Halloween with some skeleton Halloween jokes! Skeleton decorations, cookies and sweets are always a hit at Halloween parties and these skeleton Halloween jokes are great for all ages. Tell them at your Halloween party, use them in party games or print them out on decorative paper to go in Halloween party bags for kids. Skeleton Halloween jokes are a classic and everyone knows a few but here are our ten favourite skeleton jokes to tell at Halloween.
Q: Why didnÆt the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had no body to go with
Q: What do skeletons say before dinner?
A: Bone appÚtit!
Q: What do you call a young skeleton?
A: A skeleteen
Q: How does a skeleton get into his house?
A: With a skeleton key
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle her funny bone
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: She was bone idle!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton
A: A numbskull!
Q: Why donÆt skeletons play music in church?
A: They have no organs
Q: What is a skeletonÆs favourite musical instrument?
A: The trom-bone!
Maureen
halloween expert
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