Halloween is the fantastic time of year that you can play tricks on your friends, dress up and have a night generally full of mischief. A great way to get your party started is to tell some jokes. Here are our top ten Halloween jokes, you can make your joke telling into a game, with prizes for those who get the answers right and tricks for those who don’t.
Halloween Jokes
What was the witch’s favourite subject in School?
Spelling
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation
What is a vampire’s favourite holiday?
Fangsgiving
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
Sour Puss
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck
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Maureen
halloween expert