Witches are one of my favourite Halloween costumes and they make a great theme for Halloween parties – especially if you’ve got a bunch of funny witch jokes up your sleeve! Witch-themed Halloween parties, decorations and costumes are really easy to do and perfect for kids. Witch costumes are really easy to put together and ideal if you need to whip up a kids Halloween party costume at the last minute. If your little one is dressing as a witch this Halloween they’ll love these cacklingly-good witch jokes!
Q: Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: Why do witches wear nametags?
A: So, they would know which witch is which.
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broom-mates.
Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
A: Broom service.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.
Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q: What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make?
A: Snap, cackle and pop!
Q: What has six legs and flies?
A: A witch giving her cat a ride.
Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces?
A: A witch on a trampoline!
Q: What do little witches like to play at school?
A: Bat’s cradle!
Q: What should you expect if you drop in on a witchÆs home unexpectedly?
A: Pot luck!
Q: What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
A: Ivy.
Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
A: Because it’s quicker than walking!
Q: What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
A: To keep their hats pointed.
Maureen
halloween expert