Halloween Jokes for Kids

What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice Scream!!!

What runs around a cemetery but doesn’t move?
A Fence

What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom Service

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin

What do you call a vampire that’s always hungry?
Snackula

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare Spray

What does Tweety Pie say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet

Where do mummies swim?
In the Dead Sea

When do monsters eat their dinner?
On fry day

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Halloween Mischief likes to write anything Halloween related, from costumes, contact lenses and movies to games, tricks and treats.