What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice Scream!!!
What runs around a cemetery but doesn’t move?
A Fence
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom Service
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin
What do you call a vampire that’s always hungry?
Snackula
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare Spray
What does Tweety Pie say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
Where do mummies swim?
In the Dead Sea
When do monsters eat their dinner?
On fry day
