Werewolves may not be as stylish as vampires, as ominous as a zombie horde or as evil as a witch but they are definitely fun! Whether itÆs the absurdity of turning into a shaggy wolf once a month or schlocky special effects, werewolf movies always seem to involve a lot of laughs. So in the spirit of Michael J FoxÆs Teen Wolf, we say celebrate the werewolf with these funny werewolf jokes!
Q: Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
A: He was chop-lifting.
Q: How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
A: Put him in the front.
Q: What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
A: It became a wash and wear-wolf.
Q: What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A: A monster with an all-over perm.
Q: What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
A: You had some party last night!
Q: Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
A: He had them howling in the aisles
Q: How do you know if a werewolf has been in your fridge?
A: Paw prints in the butter.
Q: Where to werewolves live?
A: In a werehouse!
Little Boy: Mummy, mummy what’s a werewolf?
Mum: Be quiet and brush your face!
Q: What’s the difference between a werewolf and a werebear?
A: About 400 pounds and months of hibernation.
Maureen
halloween expert