Whether youÆre attending a Halloween party as a vampire or hosting a Halloween party at home, these funny Vampire jokes are sure to go down a treat! Vampires can be scary but just like other Halloween characters they are full of silly puns and funny Halloween jokes. Tell these vampire jokes at your next Halloween party or include them in cute Halloween party favours û Halloween joke fortune cookies are easy to make and perfect for kids.
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.
Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What sort of dog does Dracula have?
A: A blood hound.
Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine.
Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!
Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.
Q: Was Dracula ever married?
A: No he’s a bat-chelor.
Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A: In a blood bank.
Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!
Q: What happened to the mad vampire?
A: He went a little batty!
Q: Where do vampires go on holiday?
A: The Isle of Fright!
Q: Why did the vampire take up acting?
A: It was in his blood!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favourite drink?
A: A bloody Mary!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favourite dance?
A: The fangdango!
Q: If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
A: Join his fang club!
Maureen
halloween expert