Devil Jokes
ò Two nuns were driving along one day, when the devil appeared on the bonnet of the car.
Nun 1: Oh heavens! What shall we do to get rid of him?
Nun 2: I know, show him your cross
Nun 1: (shouts) GET OFF THE GOD DAMNED CAR!!!!
ò A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. He whispered to the man firmly “Denounce the devil!! Let him how little you think of his evil ways”
The dying man said nothing, so the priest repeated his order, when the dying man ignored the order a second time the priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?”
To this the dying man replied, “Until I know where I’m going, I don’t think it wise to aggravate anybody.”
ò What is the best way to get rid of the devil?
Exorcise
ò What language do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch
ò What does the devil have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs
ò An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil said “I have a proposition for you, you can win every case you try, for the rest of your life, be adored by clients and your colleagues and make masses of money. All I want in exchange is your soul and the souls of your wife, children, parents, grandparents, parents-in-law, friends and law partners”.
The lawyer thought about the proposition for a moment then replied “So, what’s the catch?”
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