Halloween Jokes Archive

  • Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Halloween Jokes for Kids

    What does a hungry ghost want? Ice Scream!!! What runs around a cemetery but doesn’t move? A Fence What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel? Broom Service Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin What do you call a vampire that’s always hungry? Snackula What do witches put on their hair? Scare Spray What does Tweety Pie say [...]

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  • Skeleton Halloween Jokes

    Skeleton Halloween Jokes

    Tickle your funny bone this Halloween with some skeleton Halloween jokes! Skeleton decorations, cookies and sweets are always a hit at Halloween parties and these skeleton Halloween jokes are great for all ages. Tell them at your Halloween party, use them in party games or print them out on decorative paper to go in Halloween [...]

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  • Devil Jokes To Tell On Halloween

    Devil Jokes To Tell On Halloween

    ò Two nuns were driving along one day, when the devil appeared on the bonnet of the car. Nun 1: Oh heavens! What shall we do to get rid of him? Nun 2: I know, show him your cross Nun 1: (shouts) GET OFF THE GOD DAMNED CAR!!!! ò A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage [...]

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  • Funny Werewolf Jokes

    Funny Werewolf Jokes

    Werewolves may not be as stylish as vampires, as ominous as a zombie horde or as evil as a witch but they are definitely fun! Whether itÆs the absurdity of turning into a shaggy wolf once a month or schlocky special effects, werewolf movies always seem to involve a lot of laughs. So in the [...]

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  • Funny Vampire Jokes

    Funny Vampire Jokes

    Whether youÆre attending a Halloween party as a vampire or hosting a Halloween party at home, these funny Vampire jokes are sure to go down a treat! Vampires can be scary but just like other Halloween characters they are full of silly puns and funny Halloween jokes. Tell these vampire jokes at your next [...]

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  • Halloween Witch Jokes

    Halloween Witch Jokes

    Witches are one of my favourite Halloween costumes and they make a great theme for Halloween parties – especially if you’ve got a bunch of funny witch jokes up your sleeve! Witch-themed Halloween parties, decorations and costumes are really easy to do and perfect for kids. Witch costumes are really easy to put together and [...]

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  • Share The Top Ten Halloween Jokes At Your Party

    Share The Top Ten Halloween Jokes At Your Party

    Halloween is the fantastic time of year that you can play tricks on your friends, dress up and have a night generally full of mischief. A great way to get your party started is to tell some jokes. Here are our top ten Halloween jokes, you can make your joke telling into a game, with [...]

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